Choking News!

Choking Choking News!
MAOSTER CHOKED ON A TEMPURA PRAWN TAIL!
Sigh, catastrophic. Summarised as follows...
Mom: Nah, your favourite tempura prawn. No dun flip it upside down.
Maoster: Took a bite.
After 20 mins of feeding, eating and suddenly
Daddy: Take a sip of my soup?
Maoster: Took a big slurp
Maoster: Turned blue, choked
Maoster: CRY VERY LOUDLY. SALIVA CONTAINS BLOOD
Daddy & Mommy: what's wrong? What did he eat? Is there fish bone in the porridge? Panic attack.
Maoster: Continue to cry in pain, trying to vomit out.
Mommy: patting Maoster
Maoster: Vomit out
Daddy and Mommy squatting outside the restaurant looking at the stuffs out of his throat for further investigation ( like CSI), Maoster calming down
Mommy: See, there's a prawn tail!
Daddy: That's the culprit
Mommy: See here the saliva got blood.
Daddy: Probably cut his throat
Then, afterwards, since Maoster is no longer crying. We did the drink water test, the can I still kick ball test and finally do you want ice cream test. Maoster passed all with flying colours. By the grace of God, this episode is over and we do not need to rush to Gleneagles A & E that is just opposite our restaurant.

Aftermath conclusions:
1. All prawns with any shells even tail must be removed at all times.
2. Check mouth content before each new mouthful of food
3. Such crisis has laxative effects on both parents

Proud moments:
Mommy has been well trained to carry maoster while he wants to vomit in style so that it will not get into her dress. Only thing is the shoes will still kena. Still better than the dress.

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MAOSTER CHOKED AGAIN ON GRAPES!

Who ever said fruits were good for you? Maoster choked on his grape yet again after his choked tempura news on saturday. Yesterday, his grandma gave him grape and he choked and puked very little ( consolation)! He is too kanchiong! Saw the grapes and scared he don't get to eat them... sigh... PLEASE BOY! HOLD YOUR HORSES! They are only Grapes! I wonder next time if he had tasted Foie Gras, would he choke on it as well?

Don't make me start you on liquid diet my boy!

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The 1930s Great depression?

CHOKING NEWS!
Lehman collapse, Merril Lynch got bought over, AIG needs to restructure to get credit financing, HP retrenching staff worldwide. I believe the worst is yet to come. With news like this, it's scary. After the banking industry, next hit will be the supporting industry such as IT etc. Hold all your cash and big item purchases.

I hope we will all tide over this tough period of time. CHOKING! Hoard like a squirrel please.