Ecclesiastes 4:9-12

"Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their toil. For if they fall, one will lift up his fellow; but woe to him who is alone when he falls and has not another to lift him up. Again, if two lie together, they are warm; but how can one be warm alone? And though a man might prevail against one who is alone, two will withstand him."

4 years of marriage.

11 years of dating.

Wedding Vows and Wedding Wows.

Male: I Jonathan take you Becky, to be my wedded wife. To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness or in health, to love and to cherish 'till death do us part. And hereto I pledge you my faithfulness.
Female I, Becky, take you Jonathan, to be my wedded husband. To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, 'till death do us part. And hereto I pledge you my faithfulness.

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The wife says: I don't understand why hor, you can forever hor dunno where you're turning to when you drive. Come on! Please store it in your brain can?

The wife says: Huh? I left my phone in the car leh, how? Can help me take it from downstairs?

The wife says: I know you start work at 8am but I really want to sleep for 5 more mins.

The wife says: My food not nice leh, can i swop plate with you?

The wife says: How come you forget to top up cash card again? So smart lor.

The wife says: Can you don't read the newspaper and watch your son?

The wife says: Do you know where I kept my letter? I lost it leh. Find now can?

The wife says: Can don't watch this movie, I don't like leh. Watch this lah.

The wife says: Aiyoh, how come you don't remember what I told you?

The wife says: I am not hungry yet leh, must eat now meh? You really hungry?

The wife says: Ok lah, I will only eat on my side of the bed lah...

The wife says: How come the room so messy? Ok, so I created the mess but you also can help right?

The wife says: I very thirsty leh, can get water for me?

The wife says: Can you don't bathe so Looooooong or not...

The wife says: Huh? Why you buy this? I don't like leh....

The wife says: No lor, I don't want to go Funan or Sim Lim. or Harvey Norman... how about Takashimaya?

The wife says: I give you 5 more mins ah, you don't wake up I'll be really really mad.

The wife says: Yucks, can you help me drink this unsugared barley your mum made?

The wife says: Ok, you can choose what you want to eat for dinner. Huh? Fried rice ah, can either chicken chop or steak cos I am thinking of eating them but dunno which to order.

The wife says: I need new shoes.

The wife says: I am fat but hungry.

The wife says, the wife says, the wife says.

The husband says: Clever rabbit.

The husband says: You so smart, that's why I marry you mah.

The husband says: No lah, where got fat. Have you seen a thin rabbit? Rabbits are suppose to be fluffy.

The husband says: Can, we can go anywhere you want.

The husband says: Ok, what do YOU want to eat?

The husband says: Ok, i get you water but you must finish it ah.

The husband says: Your shoes not walking shoes must buy better shoes lah.

The husband says: Of cos, I will get it for you.

The husband says: Why you jump jump jump? Silly rabbit right?

The husband says: Did you lose your tail again rabbit?

The husband says: You are a bunnigator - better than my Nokia navigator.

The husband says: Ooooo so you wrapping yourself up with a pink ribbon again for my present?

The husband says: One day rabbit, I'll die of heart attack becos you made me so angry.

The husband says: Sigh, I've trained you for 11 years, still cannot wash your feet once you reach home.

The husband says: No lah, you didn't eat alot lah.

The husband says: Don't be silly, hold my hand and go to sleep.

The husband says: Nice, can buy.

The husband says: You are my funny bunny aren't you?

To my husband whose answer never changed these 11 years when I ask similar question in different formats during different types in different circumstance:

Happy 4th wedding anniversary.

May the Lord bless our union.

And the same rabbit trick remains. No presents but I'll wrap myself up in a pink ribbon, and I need a really long ribbon this time.