US TALK

Aung: Don't take away my pillow, I like to cover my ears when I sleep.
Bunster: I like to cover my eyes when I sleep
Aung: Just don't cover your nose.

Aung: My mother has a tragic character.
Bunster: Tragic? I thought u normally use the word complicated.
Aung: Tragic for me.
Bunster: I see.

Aung: Do you know that your son was sniffing at night cos the wind from the fan was too strong.
Bunster: Oic, I didn't realise that
Aung: Oh, because as usual, both of us were well tucked in our blankets and we forget about him again.
Bunster: I see.

Bunster: Do you know that its a pain to be famous.
Aung: What happened?
Bunster: Well, the vegetable seller downstairs actually told me that I put on ALOT OF WEIGHT and that I used to be thinner long time ago. I mean, I only buy vegetable from the market like once or twice a month leh!!! GEK SIM! Is it his marketing strategy?
Aung: Next week you show him how you really look 10 years ago and tell him that its an improvement liao.
Bunster: Arghhhh, I am already on my cereal lunch diet liao... AND IT IS STILL NOT WORKING!
Aung: Try not wearing your maternity top when you go down marketing- maybe it works better?

Bunster: My maoster is so cute
Aung: yar, if we see him everyday and he is still cute then he must be damn cute!

Bunster: Why are you turning into the petrol station where we just topped up gas ytd night?
Aung: Oh becos we are talking about prices of petrol dropping and my mind is full of gas now.
Bunster: that's your brain all right! Gasey!

Aung: Are you still tired, rabbit?
Bunster: Ok lah, we are getting old.
Aung: yesss.. we need a break
Bunster: HOW?
Aung: Let's pretend to work, dump mao at your mom's and go to play
Bunster: Genius!