The Expensive Poo Poo

After my motherly duty of fetching and depositing Maoster and my neice and nephew to my mom's house, I was glad that the morning half of the day was over and I can look forward to my solo time alone shopping.

As Maoster and his cousins had their eyes glued on the okto channel, I embraced my newfound freedom and quickly ran out of the house giving my mom a wink. It took me 45 mins on bus 133 to reach my destination - Bugis Junction. I had a mission, I needed to find the ladies over at worship ministry a chic and affordable shirts.

Breathing in the air of freedom and looking at the busy scenes at Bugis made me realised that the bad economy probably "passover" this place, as on a weekday, the queues at the taxi stands and malls and restaurants are still formed.

After a few minutes of scouting and planning in my mind the shopping itinery and route, I was rather pleased. Then, nature's call. I dunno why, but I always feel the need to poo when I arrived at shopping mall. So, as all doctors advise, if you need to poo, pleaes go poo - which I did.

The queue at the toilet was also very long, but I had a greater calling. I need to wait patiently.

Feeling rather relived, I stepped to regain back momentum to embark on my shopping trip when my mom called:

Mom: Oi, your son cry non stop looking for you!

Me: Huh? Try to do some tricks leh.

Mom: He already on milk strike liao, say wear shoes take bus look for mummy. He's at the gate there liao, refusing to come in.

Me: No other way?

Mom: His eyes infection leh, don't let him cry too long lah, already swollen already. Can you hear him screaming? I give up liao. Come back and save us.

Me: Okay.

So, i took a cab ( played cheat by going at this ulu junction bypassing the long queues, evil i know but i cannot wait so long lah sorry ah) and it cost me $8.

All I did at Bugis was to POO.

What was I thinking? I should have just stayed at home and Poo all I want and spend the $9.30( $8 on cab fare plus the $1.30 to get there) on KFC! Instead I had to travel 45 mins to go Bugis to poo!

And all my mom said was: You never say bye bye to him lah, so he cry. Next time say bye bye to him first ah!

Being a mother is tough nowadays, still need to get my passport stamped and checked for approval!

Hey, emphatise a little with me won't you!

Maybe I will feel better if these were provided in the toilet