I wonder how Maoster will feel if I tell him I just learnt a new dish - POT ROAST.On bed one night due to my extreme sleepiness, I told Maoster a fast forward bed time story of the 3 little pigs off my mind and ask him to imagine.
I switched off the lights and told him to close his eyes and imagine while I drifted slowly and slowly to my dreamland and the story a zoomz zoom.
I told him well, there are 3 little pigs and a big bad wolf and they are so lazy that they didn't build their houses correctly except the 3rd little pig. The big bad wolf came and eat them all up. Yum Yum Yum.
Maoster started crying after that. Gosh, 1st there goes my strategy of going to sleep, and 2ndly I got to coax him now. Great!
He went, BIG BAD WOLF cannot eat the pigs. Pigs are cute. Mummy, I am scared of BIG BAD WOLF. Cannot eat the pigs!.....
I went... Okay, then what on earth is Big Bad wolf gonna eat?
Maoster went: EAT NOODLES! NOODLES!
At the back of my mind, I was thinking how do you know if the noodles are not stir fry with pork - but oh well...
LOVE YOUR ANIMALS - MAOSTER WILL GET UPSET!
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The motto is Love All Animals. Mao has the making of a vet;) Please tell Animal Friendly stories next time.
oh gosh..then u cannot let him watch Chicken Little liao..
HAHA i always tell the big bad wolf story who will catch everything including little children but in the end thetre's always a policeman/ fireman who will save the day!
:)
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