Curry Puffs Interrogation

A sunday morning at home. (With background of granite, cannons,missiles and smoke with fire- that should set the scene and mood)
MIL: Do you eat curry puffs everyday?
Aung: No!
MIL: Are you sure? They are very oily you know? If left in your systems, they cannot be removed!
Aung: I don't eat curry puffs everyday.
MIL: Do you know curry puffs are bad for you?
By the way, its rather amusing ( much to Aung's agony), to watch my MIL gets paranoid to the max on days about his only son.
The irony of it all, the curry puffs we had for breakfast on saturday was purchased by my MIL for us. Strange, maybe all the burden of guilt was too much to bear!
Aung was like, maybe I should tell her that the curry puffs was bought by her? Nah, let's not kill the fun should we? I said, afterall the casualty rate is only 1 this time.