March 12, 2013

Cos I am beautiful Momma....

according to my friend Shermeen. Some time ago, in her blog: Just Us & a lili Boy she mentioned that my blog is somewhat worthy of such an award.

Although I am not formally part of any community that blogs, I can definitely understand and share some of the sentiments that mothers face each day with their little ones. And, as a polite person, I humbly accept this title because, she give me one mah, can say dun want meh ha ha ha..... she might be one of the very few people who bothers to read my blog anyway!

She asked me to list 3 things I love being a mother and all mothers can tell you ( on a good day, of cos!) that there are more than 3 things a mother would love of their child(ren) - I mean, wouldn't you sound like a BAD mother if you only have 3 or less ha ha ha ha ha.... So, I thought about it and I came up with 3 things that I really really really really love being a mother.

1. KIDS MEAL.
You can NEVER order a kids meal if you do not bring along any accompanying child of that stipulated age. And, the kids meal are all so cute! They come in the cutest cutlery and plates and always have a kiddy drink ( my favourite is yakult) and of cos, the young ones love fried food right so the kids meal ALWAYS have something fried which is what I LOVE. Sometimes I order 2 kids meal ( one for the real child, the other one as an appetizer for sharing) - hee.... I mean, my child have a hearty appetite... CANNOT MEH when asked... but they never ask lah.. which is lovely.... COS KIDS MEAL are awesome.

2.PRIORITY ON PLANE

When you do not have $$$$ to be on business class or whatever raffles class or some VIP Club members...... you get to board the plane FIRST when you are accompanied with children. I mean you wouldn't want to bring OTHER children for a trip cos they are LIABILITIES and BURDENSOME but your own, it's called CREATING FOND MEMORIES and BONDING session. When the queue is really long and it is a awfully packed flight, I beamed with happiness when the announcement is made that passengers with young children etc etc please board the plane.... as I walk towards the entrance, I feel ( totally my own imagination) that I am the envy of thousands and I will sway and look at them ( my own imagination at play again!) that says " NO CHILDREN LAH TOO BAD LAH YOU! YOU WAIT LONG LONG AND WALK ON OTHER PEOPLE's TOES and NO MORE LUGGAGE SPACE FOR YOU....
Did I mention the kids meal on the plane sometimes are more delicious than adult's and you can always ask for toys!

3. YOU CAN ALWAYS BLAME IT ON THEM

Oh, I am late because... you know Maoster was fussy. Mylo was crying....
Oh, I can't talk to you on the phone because, they are crying now... what you can't hear them crying... yar I am in the living room but they are crying OH SO LOUD... serious..... bye....
I am not wearing any make up and my shoes dun match my clothing because I had such a bad night taking care of them and I woke up feeling like shit. Worrying about my poor children. Yes, that stained on my shirt was caused by them... not because I never wash properly....new stain okay.....
I am fat because I have not time to exercise. I need to feed them, clean them, prepare them for school,
No, I have not heard of the latest political news or world's latest invention because, you know lah, I am busy reading Dr Suess.....
And the list goes on....

There you go. My 3 listings of why I love being a mother. :) If you are not a mother, yet and in some time to come you would want to be.... ENJOY THE 3 things I listed.... until they are all grown up and stinky and doesn't qualify for the incentives above..... Thank God for making me a woman and upgrading me to a MOTHER! :)



And..... although I am suppose to nominate other mothers.... my circle of friends are really limited ( cos I am a mother you know, I am very busy okay) and.... I shall just be lazy and omit them!




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