Conversations

My husband is a funny man. Not all knows about it. After all he's rather quiet and shy. But he says the funniest thing that cracks me up. We used to say that we need to document all that has been said because they are really so funny. From funny songs to funny poems, funny quotations and statements. He's really funny. I know "funny man" would be the last description that labelled my dear husband, but he truly has the funny bones.

Bunster: Points at Maoster who's wearing a green shirt back facing us, throwing blocks and creating haoc. "That small green thing is a monster! (affectionately though). What would he be like FULL SIZED?"
Aung: Stares at me and says: " FULL SIZE"

Bunster: "Hey, my birthday happens to be St Patrick's Day!"
Aung: " No wonder, you like green!" That thing is a dwarf!
Bunster: " Do I look like a dwarf to you?
Aung: "Hey, wait, it's an elf!
Bunster: " Ok, too small to be me"

I actually meant to write more but I forgot all the funny things he said TODAY. My memory is getting bad. I seem to be losing my memory. EVERYTHING seems to be zapped off my mind. Has my brain shrunk? Aung always say that my head is so small, my brain should be rather small too... sheez... is that coming true? And i had only 1 baby so far. Gosh, i'll be a complete idiot at baby 2 which Aung is contemplating to have.

Aung: "How's Jayla?"
Bunster: Errr.. there's no Jayla! Work in progress, not completed"
Aung: Huh... You mean there's no Jayla? Where's Jayla?
Bunster: Ermmmm, we didn't make any remember?
Aung: Oh man! You mean, we haven't?

MY husband is Jayla MAD!!!

Bunster: " Hey, what's your hobby huh?"
Aung:" For now, making babies"
Bunster ignoring " What's mine?"
Aung: "Producing babies"

He's determined. Isn't he?

Hopefully, my brain is working more so that i can recall all the funny things he said. After all, we always said we married each other because we are so funny.