Pre- Mid Life Crisis

Mid Life Crisis? A tad too early?

1. You go online at work and wonder who is free to talk to you instead of working to break that non existing sales.
2. You attended a wedding with 620 guests over the weekend and you are unfortunately on one of the sisters team. When you wake up the next day, you can't see the time of your clock. You totally blacked out. Maybe it was GE's woman's run that you went for instead.
3. You skipped work wondering if you are sick or lazy. You ended up doing massage and watched Iron Man all by yourself, refusing to believe that you have a 18 mth old toddler to go back home to.
4. You have a super big ulcer at your lip of your mouth. You crave for laksa. You feel like you are the person who needs to pee like RIGHT NOW but darn, the toilet's occupied for the last 5 days.
5. You flipped at the newspapers realised May's Day speech by your nation's leader indicate that maybe your company will fold up soon looking at the economic development.
6. You sleep at 9pm everday and wake up to a massive headache that spells W-O-R-K
7. Your client offered your candidate a pay that is LOWER than her current package. I can't even convinced myself.
8. Pearls. Darn, Golay pearls looks darn pretty especially the pearl rings. Please someone stabbed me if I start fantasizing about Jade.

Did I confessed that I dreamt that Iron Man was in bed with me ?