Are you a good parent?

Bun: Oh gosh, he pooed

Aung: A perfectly good new diaper ruined

Bun: What to do - can you change him and wipe him please. I'm still cooking my chicken rice.

Aung: All right! (takes out the pigeon wet wipes and starts the wiping process)

Bun: Okay, dinners ready. Mao up the feeding chair

After 10 minutes.

Bun: Gosh, stop putting ur entire fist into your pasta. Can you bring me a wet wipe please. His hand is so oily. Hey, don't use that piece there. You wiped his bottom with it right? (pointing at that piece on the floor that's not stained with shit, properly the last wet wipe used to verify that all shit is cleared)

Aung: (Picks that piece up) No lah, I didn't use this one. This one is new one. I pulled out extra.

Bun: Okay.

Aung: Wipes maoster's mouth, hands and table.

Bun: Why are you smiling and laughing? Aung walks away to throw the wet wipes in the kitchen.

Aung: Still quietly smiling and laughing away.

Bun: What? What's the joke?

Aung: Hee, ermmmm , i remembered wrongly. That's the piece i wiped his bottom with. Oops.

Bun: Oh man. Lucky, he doesn't have quite a memory yet. He won't know. Hee...

*** ****

Maoster: Eeyore

Bun: Oh, hey, he knows how to call eeyore now! How cute!

Maoster: Eeyore, Eeyore, Eeyore

Bun: Okay call daddy

Maoster: Daddy

Bun: Kor Kor

Maoster: Kor Kor

Bun: Okay, Jie Jie, Ma Ma, Gu Gu, Di Di, Mei Mei, Uncle, Aunty, Panda

Maoster: Repeats all (one by one)

Bun: Okay, clever boy, call mummy

Maoster: pat at me 3 times

Bun: Call me MUMMY

Maoster: Pat me 3 times

Bun to Aung: Hey, you try

Aung: call Daddy

Maoster: Daddy!

Aung: Call Gu Gu

Maoster: Gu Gu

Aung: Calls Eeyore

Maoster: Eeyore

Aung: Call Mummy

Maoster: Roll over to me and pat me 3 times

Bun: WHY YOU DUN CALL ME MUMMY!!!

Maoster: Pat bunster 3 times

Bun to Aung: Why he doesn't call me

Aung: You are the she who is not to be named

Bun: &*&*(&(&^*

Maybe if i tell Maoster about that wet wipe incident... he will NOT CALL DADDY anymore.. ha ha ha.... evil.....