SNAG DAD

Aung has been mostly been categorized as the SNAG. Sensitive New Age Guy. So what happens when a SNAG gets promoted to be a dad.


Scenario 1: When his Maoster kicks up a fuss

He declares to the whole world that his maoster is very tired and therefore feeling very mang zang and that propelled him to cry for a whole 15 mins in church when mummy is on stage leading worship and he had to roll on the floor and kicked his legs and behaving like nothing less than a ill breed brat. After the whole incident, he was explaining to GodMa and whoever who asked why Mao is so unhappy (or did they meant naughty) that he's just feeling so tired and cranky ( which translates to: hey, can't you see my boy is so super poor thing, he played whole day, had fun and had to wake up extra early to church as mommy was on duty and he just wailed and bawled his eyes out and is feeling so sad because his mommy can't carry him and he missed her....what's wrong with you for not understanding? why are you so demanding to a toddler?)

Well Bunster explanation is simple: He deserves a good old spanking and his behaviour is not to be repeated.

Scenario 2 : When kids don't share

We attended my JC friend's daughter baby shower at her home yesterday. Another kiddo, Joe 3 mths older than Maoster came with his BARNEY stuff toy! It's like girls staring at their peers who arrived with the latest LV, GUCCI, KATE SPADE etc...

Maoster went over and gently petted Barney's head. Joe refused to share so Maoster gazed at a distance. When Joe put Barney on the table, ( actually Joe wasnt really interested in playing with Barney at the moment) and Maoster went over and hugged the purple creature. Ok, then there was the Joe flying over to grabbed it back and the Maoster feet stamping and wailing. It happened twice. I was quite cool about it, told Maoster that it's Joe's toy and he doesn't want to share it's his right although it's not nice but you have to accept it okay?

All the time, Aung was sighing, as if Maoster's bride has ran away with his best man. I think his heart broke to more pieces than Maoster ever did.

So Barney will be in the car with us tonight cos Aung rushed to the departmental store during lunch time to get him a BARNEY!



The question is now and I am thinking, if i were to pat at my gf's 1 carat diamond ring and possibly throw in some stamping of the feet and squeezed a few tears out as my gf refused to share - would Tiffany be in the car with me tomorrow? Maybe? If I call him daddy?

Don't ever underestimate the power of HERO DAD. Watch out all departmental stores!