The Weird Lady Biggest Fear

Be frightened. I mean I am a cat.

Nope. If you were guessing my MIL. She's not the weirdest. Weird but not weird enough to take that title as yet. I would refresh the ranking periodically.

As my office is rented, the landlord office actually sends this girl down to collect the rental every single month. And she's really weird. Very weird.

Sometimes she comes up to our unit and without knocking goes straight to the toilet. OUR TOILET without asking. Then she will suddenly stand in front of your table and say, i come for the cheque.

Sometimes, she frightens us by just quietly appearing out of nowhere and suddenly ask for the cheque.

Every month when she calls, she takes alot of time just to tell me she's coming for the cheque. She will be like, are you becky? I am calling from landlord office. You becky? yar, can we come for the cheque? What time? Now? Or when? Then she will be asking her boss repeating every single thing and still can't quite decide when to collect it.
Today she called me and the following conversation took place:

WL ( Weird Lady) : Are you becky ( no question mark cos her tone was flat more like a statement)
Bunster: YES
WL: Do you keep a cat in your office?
Bunster: No
WL: There is a cat at the stairs that looks quite fierce and hos
Bunster: Hos? Okay. That is not my cat.
WL: I coming to collect the cheque.
Bunster: Okay come now.
WL: Do you have a cat?
Bunster: NO. I don't have a cat but if there's a cat in the stairways. It is not mine. Probably stray.
WL: Okay

After 5 mins. She called me again.
WL: Can you come down?
Bunster: Why?
WL: There is a cat.
Bunster: Yes i know. You told me that already.
WL: It looks fierce and hos.
Bunster: You mean it looks hostile?
WL: Yes.
Bunster: So you are not coming up?
WL: There is a cat.
Bunster: Okay I'll get someone to bring down the cheque for you.
WL: Okay.
Bunster: Okay.

I know I sound mean, but I am so tempted to put a cat at my toilet. I hate it when she barged into my toilet without asking for permission and sitting on my sofa when she is long done with collecting the cheque. Maybe I should adopt that stray?