CAR CONVERSATIONS

Bunster: Hey! We need to discuss about something important.

Aung: Okay, what?

Bunster: The couple retreat in Novemeber

Aung: Can don't go one meh?

Bunster: Not sure leh, you want to go?

Aung: How much is it huh?

Bunster: $550 per couple

Aung: Ooooooooo we can go Batam instead

Bunster: It is in BATAM!!!

Aung: Oh... hee hee hee hee hee....

Bunster: ????!!!

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Bunster: Do you smell something?
Aung: Yar, what's that smell?
Bunster: Not sure leh, it stinks.
Aung: I think i will wind down the window, that smell is intoxicating.
Bunster: I can't be that smelly right, I just showered!
Aung: Is it your shoes?
Bunster: Shoes? The ones on me or the one that is in the car?
Aung: Hmmmm not sure but shouldn't be the one in the car.
Bunster: Oh shit! Remember your son insist on walking the grass patch last night? I stepped on poo! Look what shit your son brought me!
Aung: Cat's poo or Dog's poo?
Bunster: ?????!!!!

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Aung: Do you need to pee rabbit?
Bunster: How do you know?
Aung: Cos you are shaking your legs for the last 5 minutes.
Bunster: I need to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Aung: Hee hee hee.. you can use the new cup we bought for Maoster, you can choose the big cup or the small cup.
Bunster: Oh please....
Aung: It comes with a straw....heeeeee heeeee
Bunster: ????!!!!