DOWNSIZING...

alongside with the economy.
The alarm has gone off.
The building is on fire.
All the toilets are occupied.
The last straw had broken the camel's back.
I put on my PJ and was thinking of going to sleep. Then, hey the scales been there for a while. The arrow moved far more back than i expected.
Suddenly sleep abandoned me. Panic took over.
PJ removed and sports attire appeared.
Darn! Time to start jogging.
I've evolved to be an ANGORA Rabbit! HELP!
I need all the help I can get so, please DO NOT FEED THE RABBIT.

Don't feed me anymore! I am fat & hungry!