COLD STORAGE = KIDDY PALACE

Why do they bother to sell toys at the grocery stores? I mean... just sell bacon lah...

Should I get One?

It's only 3 days late.

And I've been sick.

Keep your cool rabbit.

Lead Us Not Into Temptations...

Seriously, we shouldn't be kissing.

Strictly, we shouldn't be holding hands either.

But, you were persistent.

And, I gave in.

Your smile, your outreached arms, your pleaing eyes.

Then, it went from bad to worse.

You decided that it's fun to do the tongue thing.

The eyes to eyes

The nose to nose

The mouth to mouth

The cheek to cheek

and finally...

The tongue to tongue thing.

I should have known better. I shouldn't blame you.

Now, you have a bad sore throat and a fever.

Just like mommy.

Get well soon Maoster.

We'll play the tongue game some other time, when daddy's not watching.

This was taken when Maoster had his hair short some ages ago. Yup, he loves doing the tongue thing.

The Lonely Planet

The world is getting flatter.
The sermon on Sunday tells us that we have become global citizens - we can reach out to the many people from different lands speaking in different tongues. We no longer need to go somewhere just to spread the GOOD NEWS, somewhere at a turn, someone from a foriegn land may be just here for us.
Is that the reason why:
My aung is off for 3 weeks of in camp training?
My sister's entire family is going to be outstation to Vietnam this June?
My best bud is going for a one year sabbatical year to Canada?
My planet has chilled a little despite the heat.
This is truly contradicting, because of the status of my lonely planet, I may then need to seek THE LONELY PLANET's assistance to my GUIDE TO VIETNAM AND CANADA.
Lonely Planet, here we come.

Reading is Fun

Maoster loves to read.
He will be appeased by reading.
He makes noise, we quickly bring him a book. He will get rather absorbed in it.
The only downside, there is no stopping. We have to repeat the books again and again and again.
We brought him to Popular that day and this is the book of the day. Not much for reading but good for photographing! And, No, we didn't buy the books! Cheapskate hor...

The cutest ika!

ooooo Lion don't eat me up!

Is that a hint? You want to go to the park?

Happy Maoster!

Something is fishy about this...
The outrageous Octopus!

My super Star!

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And Mummy read the following:

Verdict: Khaled can really write. The 2 books are equally good, thought provoking and real. They make you ache and cry with the characters and I feel my heart beat faster sometimes when I read them. Its like watching those HK drama serial... Kan Chiong!

Jodi is a ok writer. I guess many people like her style because I know she is another best seller. I think my sister's keeper is so much better than nineteen minutes. My sister's keeper is not bad. Good in fact.
If my house is on fire and I can only grab one book. I will grab the Kite Runner. Go read it. It's good for the mind.

Pre- Mid Life Crisis

Mid Life Crisis? A tad too early?

1. You go online at work and wonder who is free to talk to you instead of working to break that non existing sales.
2. You attended a wedding with 620 guests over the weekend and you are unfortunately on one of the sisters team. When you wake up the next day, you can't see the time of your clock. You totally blacked out. Maybe it was GE's woman's run that you went for instead.
3. You skipped work wondering if you are sick or lazy. You ended up doing massage and watched Iron Man all by yourself, refusing to believe that you have a 18 mth old toddler to go back home to.
4. You have a super big ulcer at your lip of your mouth. You crave for laksa. You feel like you are the person who needs to pee like RIGHT NOW but darn, the toilet's occupied for the last 5 days.
5. You flipped at the newspapers realised May's Day speech by your nation's leader indicate that maybe your company will fold up soon looking at the economic development.
6. You sleep at 9pm everday and wake up to a massive headache that spells W-O-R-K
7. Your client offered your candidate a pay that is LOWER than her current package. I can't even convinced myself.
8. Pearls. Darn, Golay pearls looks darn pretty especially the pearl rings. Please someone stabbed me if I start fantasizing about Jade.

Did I confessed that I dreamt that Iron Man was in bed with me ?