A LA CARTE BUFFET

8pm Order: Ma-mee mee, "NEH NEH"
Bunster: U sure okay then
Waiter Aung: Here you go big boy - 240ml.
Maoster: Yeah, Neh Neh!


10pm Order: Ma- mee mee, "NEH NEH"!
Bunster: Are you sure you want to drink it again?
(okay writes down invisible order with that invisible look to waiter Aung)
Waiter Aung sigh and returned: Okay nah, 180ml okay, you drink liao just now.


2am Order: Ma- mee mee, "Neh Neh"!
Bunster: Huh? At this time?
Waiter Aung: WHAT!!!
Aung returned, with 180ml of milk.


3am Order: Ma-mee mee, "Neh, Neh"!
Bunster: Don't be crazy and go to sleep!
Waiter Aung: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Maoster: "Neh, Neh!"
Take order Bunster: Can u don't act crazy and go to sleep. You drink many times liao lah!
Waiter Aung: Neh Neh?
Returned with 120ml of milk....


I'll never work as a staff at a ALA-CARTE BUFFET restaurant or 7 eleven. Now I know how irritated the waiters are when I say ermmm one more plate of the stir fry teriyaki ribeye and the hmmmm how about the sambal kang kong. Yar, some more please! Repeat process say 200 times.


Note to Maoster: Give it up Son, No matter how much milk you gorged down your tummy, you will NOT become MIGHTY MAO - you have your dad's genes. Just go to sleep next time if you have any weird ideas again.

A nasty customer who orders milk round the clock!